About Us
About Us
Welcome to Mini Bite Lunch LLC – where big flavor comes in small packages.
We’re a team on a mission: to deliver bite-sized burgers, tacos, and joy directly to your door. But let’s be honest—none of this would be possible without our fearless leader…
Meet Our CEO: Artemis 🐾
Artemis isn’t just any CEO—he’s a dog with vision, ambition, and a nose for quality (literally). While most dogs chase squirrels, Artemis chases perfection in burger-to-bun ratios and taco presentation. He personally inspects every idea we come up with—usually by sniffing it, pawing at it, or demanding a treat in exchange for approval.
Under Artemis’s leadership, we’ve built a food service that’s:
- Efficient – if you’ve ever seen him chase a tennis ball, you know he doesn’t waste time.
- Creative – inspiration often strikes during his naps, which we call “strategic planning sessions.”
- Customer-Focused – Artemis insists we treat every order like it’s his dinner bowl (sacred ground).
The Humans
While Artemis runs the show, his loyal humans (Thomas & Tiffany) handle the cooking, packaging, and delivery. Think of us as his assistants—making sure his big ideas become even bigger flavors.
Our Promise
We believe food should be fun, delicious, and memorable. Whether you’re treating your office, grabbing a quick lunch, or just want tacos that slap harder than a squirrel running across Artemis’s yard, we’ve got you covered.
So order up, and remember—our CEO is watching. 👀🐶
